Is it too late to say “I told you so?”

It’s almost as if I called this months ago.

Fucking craft herpes.

Me too. And I spent the day with an army of Cub Scouts.

I’m agreeing with you.

So wouldn’t that make you Cunudiun?

Ooh. I’m a lawyer, I love lawyer jokes.

Right, because the guys who represent giant insurance companies worth billions of dollars are always altruistic and noble defenders and never, ever plead frivolous affirmative defenses.

We could go back to resolving disputes with six-shooters at high noon....

This is my lawyer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My lawyer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my lawyer is useless. Without my lawyer, I am useless. I must hire my lawyer true. I must sue more justly than my enemy who is trying to ruin me. I must…

Professor Oak has a name too!

Yeah, my autocorrect didn’t like crucifixion as a word either....

I thought the point of the roofies was to eliminate that method of proof.

L.L. Bean is a state north of Connecticut. Its capital is Maine.

Taylor Swift?

And so will these raid “groups.”

They’ve completely succeeded. I’m staying home when it comes time to vote. I just can’t do this any more. I’m going to lock my door and close my blinds. I’m not leaving the house until it’s over.

“I’m not going to do anything illegal, but I’m going to try to intimidate voters.”

And for more than one reason. Not only did she slide a shade stilleto between Trump’s ribs, she took Chelsea out of the line of fire. Trump cannot* go after Chelsea after Hillary praised his kids. How is that going to look?

And cotton-poly blends!