Just think. In a few short weeks our long national nightmare will be over, and we can go back to the good old days. You know, when Republican legislators actively work to block a duly elected President from being able to actually govern this country.

It’s mostly just fun.

It is awful. None of these women should have to go through what they’re about to go through.

The Bible says that they’re one flesh since they got married. This is clearly an attempt to get around the 22nd Amendment.

Wasn’t that a scene in Total Recall?

I thought it was 4x4 if by land, and 2x4 if by air....

Spoooooon!!!!

Don’t play the way my friends did.

I fear for the possibility of a PsyOps campaign. Donald denies preparing. Mocks HRC for it. Then, spends all his days preping as hard as he can. His bar for success is so low that if he can appear composed for an hour he’s going to claim that he demolished her, and the pundits are going to say “he did so much better.”

It feels more like “since we know we can’t dazzle ‘em with brilliance, we gotta baffle ‘em with bullshit.”

I’m calling this now. Here’s how the right-wing-o-sphere will spin  this:

“There’s always next year!”

I just googled redtube. It’s not the same as YouTube Red. Not remotely. Don’t google it at work. I’m going to go pack my things and dust off my resume.

There was a magic moment in my life when I realized that crazy=/=sexy. I imagine that for many of these folks, that moment of clarity hasn’t happened yet.

Free your penis and your mind will follow.

If I had a bowl of Skittles and I told you any one of them could kill you. Would you take a handful?

Calling it now.

Nah. My PO always tells me I’ve got to wear a tie to court. I think it’s a track.

Or even another cop.

Also, the opinions they’ve expressed on the issue have generally suggested that they think the claim is fake based on the fact that the victim won’t speak to anyone and a former Jerry Springer producer seems to be involved.