Honestly, I’m not surprised.😃

Sleep well, wake rested. Sometimes, the political commentary on this site can wear you down. Especially when you’re dealing with people who are endlessly cynical.

Dude. I was just joking around. Like, for fun. In the past, your comments have amused me. I was just goofing about.

Well, you said you hated people who find inspiration everywhere. I was just curious if there were designated inspiration zones.

Hey, now. This is the Internet. We don’t do facts here.

Where should we find inspiration, then?

So would you say that you’ve found some kind of inspiration from these events? If so, don’t tell Flying Squid. He doesn’t like it when people find inspiration outside of authorized inspiration zones.

You do realize that being “fine” is not a medical diagnosis, right? Fine is a noncommittal word.

This just in . . . the President had a somewhat loose, but not watery stool this morning. Let’s go to our Washington bathroom correspondent, Chester A. Crapper.

Is there a man in the house who can explain that to me?

...and then posts the pictures on Facebook.

Well, actually, Nigel, I think you missed a great opportunity to clarify things for Anna with phenomenal explanation. If women want to be heard more in the workplace, they need to be more assertive. That means they’ve got to reiterate each other’s ideas and credit each other. This will increase their visibility and…

We’re both going to hell. It’s all OMG!PONIES! fault.

Or maybe, the lawyers provided their clients with sufficient information to know that they were fighting a difficult battle, and that, while there were colorable arguments that could be made to support their claims, the odds were against them, and they might be subjected to paying the other side’s fees and costs.…

I missed the part about the black teenager who was charged with a hate crime.

I love the fact that, by reporting on the story, Deadspin was able to republish the two articles that were deleted.

I’m sure that if you just drove it fast enough, you could create a pressure wave in front of the car sufficient to displace any road debris. That should solve the problem of damage to the fan system, right?

I had a classic liberal arts education. Umbra is Latin for shadow. A penumbra is a “near-shadow.”

Really? Anna, she did a presser TWO DAYS AGO. She’s been doing interviews with news outlets in a regular basis.

Fucking politically correct liberals don’t understand freedom of speech and humor.