Jason in Dead by Daylight would be a quality Jason game? That game is absolute garbage. It has no character, feels like it was designed by Rob Zombie, the same play mechanics despite the character? Hanging people on magic meathooks would maybe work for Leatherface but it feels out of place for Freddy and would for…

Seriously who but Tom Wilson would do this to themselves

Beetlejuice is great you monster.

There is more narrative coherence and less self-aggrandizing thematic autofellatio in Danzig’s Mother than Aranofsky’s. Please do argue its greatness. Or don’t and I’ll just listen to early Misfits albums now that I’ve got Glenn on my mind.

I don’t think there’s a single piece of Star Trek I’d give an A.

Ya know, even though no one is actually trying to take these idiots’ guns away - they sure seem to continuously demonstrate good reasons why we should take their guns away.

I don’t think “Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale” is a dig at Huckabee-Sanders’ appearance so much as at her role as a willingly propping up a regressive administration through propaganda re-education? (Especially with the Pence line to follow-up.)

We’re a large yet incredibly unimportant bloc.

He didn’t do it, and even if he did it doesn’t matter because everyone does it, and even still it’s not that bad because it didn’t affect whether he could’ve achieved the score and I don’t like it please make it stop

Kongtroversy.

Sure it wasn’t this one...?

Star Trek: Discovery

As undying as my love is for Legion, I will die happy if American Vandal gets the recognition it deserves. It’s one of the best satires in the history of entertainment. I’m being completely serious.

And here we all thought The Emoji Movie would be the bomb that ended his career.

So a Pirate King came to be by driving loyalty from other pirates, and taxing their profits? Isn’t.....isn’t that...the literal expectation and definition of a Pirate King?

I was pretty pissed when I got to college and found out I had to PAY for drugs.

Track: Transmission | Artist: Joy Division | Album: Transmission (single)

we dont need no water, let the motherfucker burn.