Tragic news. I think I speak for all Michigan State fans when I say that today is a sad day.

because tossing a cup is apparently an offense worthy of a takedown

Track: Zero-Sum | Artist: Nine Inch Nails | Album: Year Zero

Why did Kanye let her finish?

*sets password to "MUM"*

this is funnier.

Track: A Song For The Dead | Album: Songs For The Deaf | Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Man, now I want to do some qualudes, and I don't even know what they are.

It's tough having a Twitter username that gets mistaken for a celebrity's by stupid people.