“Or a hobo.” —the Browns

My wife is a slut.

The thing about these events is that you invite the whole team, and nobody comes

Bob Ley Serious time at 9 am on sunday morning. aka, when no one is watching.

I just want to thank Deadspin and Jezebel for giving this the frontline attention it needs and deserves. Other outlets are giving it so little attention relative to its importance it is very disheartening.  I listen to the radio in the morning on the way to work and you would have little idea this was happening if…

Looks like some sorta DEFConga line.

They’ll say it’s time to Fisher cut bait.

And cue Kate Winslett talking about how she’s not bothered by any of this because he’s such an amazing artist to work with.

That’s a Florida 32.

“attempted aggravated battery”

I, for one, enjoyed Judas Priest’s glockenspiel era.

I guess Judge Roy Moore isn’t on the list because running an ice cream truck doesn’t net you much money.

Peterman never should have left Burma.