That comment cuts deep

Or even better, don't make a doll intended to be abused in the first place

The only reason that he has no competition is the fact that Paul Ryan is no longer serving in government

Personally, I just think they’re so mind-numbingly racist that the genuinely think every black person they see is a criminal. Kinda like how Orange Julius thinks that even though the Central Park 5 were exonerated, they must’ve been guilty of *something*

And here I thought they were morally opposed to sticking things up their asses

Is it really in bad faith if they actually believe it, though?  I would be more inclined to label this line of questioning bad faith if it were coming from an obvious fraud like Lindsey Graham or Ted Cruz.  Jim Jordan and Louie Gohmert, on the other hand, are legitimately insane, and I have no doubt that they both…

Mitt Romney is pretty much his only competition

Honestly, this isn’t really a new development. Serena is probably the greatest ever, but she’s always good for an upset in a Grand Slam final, and Simona Halep is an excellent player in her own right.  It seems to happen about once a year, in fact

House Dems considering subpoenaing the CEO of Grindr

Yeah, but you know... queers

Elton John's lyrics were all Bernie Taupin, who is straight AFAIK.  Elton writes the music and performs, but always works with a lyricist, usually Taupin, and Tim Rice for The Lion King

This is always the narrative. Liberals get elected, no matter by how big a margin, and the talking heads are all like, “well, these liberals better not do liberal things, because that’s not what the American People(TM) want!” Conservatives get elected by like three votes, and the People have spoken and they have a…

The really mindblowing thing is that Doocy is the smart one

“Hey everybody!”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_the_Kool-Aid

Sounds like a job for Jared.

It was done to Japanese Americans in this very country, during that same war. But, you know, we like to call them “internment camps,” to stress the fact that it’s totally different you guys we swear.

He's probably been doing quite a bit of "handling" himself

Yes, you are correct.  How dare I have an emotional attachment to the place where I was born and raised.

Because Texas.