Cocaine is a hell of a drug

He needs money.  The Blaze has been in a slow motion death spiral for quite some time now

If David Stern was still commissioner, the Lakers winning the lottery would be a foregone conclusion

Mitch McConnell is Littlefinger. Scheming, conniving, thoroughly unlikable and gives no fucks about being likable, motivated purely by lust for power and is open and shameless about it.  An utterly repulsive creature.

The others are all white guys?

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Sansa and Podrick is the correct answer

My only quibble with calling him a white nationalist is that he’s far too stupid to subscribe to a coherent ideology. His thinking really doesn’t go much deeper than “foreigners are bad,” and “get those thugs, back the blue.” That’s it. Those are the most complex thoughts he is capable of having.

To be fair, it’s probably only because someone told him that it will bring an influx of brown people

Which, as everyone knows, is a crime punishable by death in the United States of America

Well, now they've got an opening on their staph

This is, at it’s core, what the whole Conservative thing is all about. Nothing sums it up better than this right here. Some people wanna say it’s about race, some people wanna say it’s about fanatical religion, others will say it’s about pure, unmitigated greed. And yes, it is about all of those things. But underlying…

+1 DEF

I wouldn't give Scalise too much credit here.  I would bet that this is more about Steve King attacking his home state than it being too racist even for him.  Had King mentioned Puerto Rico instead, I doubt Steve Scalise would've said shit

“Hold my beer”

It’s a question of whether Islam *is* violent or whether Islam has *become* violent.

Because as incompetent as the Raiders are, they’re still smarter than the Browns?

“In fact, Utah’s entire black population plays for the Utah Jazz”

Eh, it's more efficient than "unlikable raving lunatic who happens to be signed to the same roster"

I live in the Dallas-Forth Worth area. It is huge, cosmopolitan, and incredibly diverse. My own little suburb has a huge Muslim population, the Vietnamese community in this area has roots that go back decades, Mexican-Americans such as myself are everywhere (this is Texas, after all), and I’m kind of floored that…