gonzosatx
Don't Go, Jason Waterfalls
gonzosatx

I feel like you’re selling Brady short. There’s certainly no shortage of Crossfit chuds and GNC assholes who would be all over this shit.

I have faith that Trump will find a way to blame this on immigrants

Florida is Louisiana with Cubans

See also: Knicks, Yankees

That is completely unfair, reducing them to single-minded racists.

It was actually about ethics in gaming journalism

Counterpoint: Patrick Leahy’s tweet is the best tweet

This, right here.  Vladdy wouldn't like it, therefore, we're not going to war with Iran

The smart one

I think it depends on the lie. When it comes to the Russia stuff, he definitely knows he’s lying. When it comes to immigration, I think he really believes what he’s saying, no matter how demonstrably false or patently bonkers. Ditto when he talks about crime (i.e. all the racist shit he says), because in his mind it’s

*takes notes*

The thing about that electoral map is that those tiny specks of blue are where all the people live.  I would be interested to see the ratio of cows to humans in that great big sea of red

That’s the thing, isn’t it? I mean, even with all that horrible shit, Stan Kroenke isn’t even one of the Top 5 most loathsome NFL owners.  Maybe he cracks the Top 10, what with Bob McNair dying and all, but between Jerry, Dan Snyder, and three separate guys who harbored three different murderers (allegedly), he's got

So... basically just Bill Kristol and John Kasich?

Frankly, I disagree completely. Simply saying the word “Knicks” implies “spiraling” and “flatly hopeless.”  Any other descriptors are superfluous

She’s not alone, either. Sloane Stephens is a top 10 player in the world and is probably gonna be battling it out with her for years to come. Madison Keys is pretty good. And of course, Serena hasn’t gone anywhere.

It’s not the rule, it’s the enforcement. Based on the picture, this boy’s hair doesn’t appear to violate the rules, and yet they are demanding that he cut his dreads anyway.

This Cowboys fan would like to submit the NFC East.

Jeff Fisher was unavailable then?

You mean lines of heroin, right?  Cause he’d have way, way more energy with even just a little bit of cocaine