I'm sorry, but I am unimpressed by his reason for becoming Republican. He's quoted as saying "you can't go... to a penitentiary and really understand it and come out a liberal." RDJ, you weren't in a penitentiary the way most offenders experience it. YOU had access to drug treatment so that you could alter the source…

Elysium was every bit as ridiculous.

I love the persnickity/laid-back pairing in kids stuff (Beezus and Ramona, Bert and Ernie) because it so perfectly displays a lot of older/younger sibling relationships.

I would also end a friendship with a guy like that, but I really disagree with you here. I think the majority of apologists, male and female, are people who haven't had experience with it in their lives and can't believe that people actually act like that. It seems too crazy, too removed from their existence, so…

Um no, they're referring to things like murder, not hurting a whiter person.

23-year-old waitress

Judging by the slide shows I've seen from the game, as many or more of the Rice jersey-wearers were women.

I was thinking nothing is more delicious than a Pepsi, so I'll be next to you in the low class corner.

I might be showing my class, but I'll stick to wine in a soda can, thanks.

I'm not usually the type to point out typos, but...

I agree. I like Cecily Strong in a lot of the sketches but she was horrible as anchor. Everything she said came off flat and then she took too long waiting for an audience reaction. Her timing is really bad, which is odd for someone who is essentially an improv comedian.

I get incredibly uncomfortable any time I watch Late Night because it is so bad. I like Seth Meyers but it's just so so bad.

I'd go farther: he's awful on Late Night.

I legitimately believe that MADtv had the upper hand on SNL during its hay day. Debra Wilson, Nicole Sullivan, Aries Spears, Michael McDonald, and Will Sasso DOMINATED on Saturday nights. It was spectacular. Here's my favorite sketch ever in life (Oprah demanding a "thin camera" when she goes on air). Genius...

Yeah, I think Cecily Strong is terrible as anchor.

agreed but this is SNL. they don't hire ACTUAL ethnic people. for them "brown hair with vaguely tan skin" = can now play goofy middle eastern caricatures, latins, and shtetl jews!

Surveys like this are so dumb. Ask me which guy I would rather date sight unseen? Why am I jumping into relationships with Fat Guy or Skinny Guy?I don't know them! They should ask, "Would you rather date: a fat guy who listens to Kesha all the time and loves board games, and he's a little mean but really really really…

Why dismiss the idea that some women would prefer not-so-buff dudes due to insecurity? I had always been attracted to the guy I was seeing this summer. Then he started spending more time at the gym and was looking noticeably more toned and I got paranoid that he was trying to land hotter chicks. We weren't exclusive…

As a larger woman with a thinner boyfriend, I think a lot of men won't date women larger than they are, for fear of how their friends, family, or strangers view that because our society tells us, men and women, that fat women are unattractive, unlovable, and/or unfuckable. Or they are fuckable, as long as you keep…

He seems like a real keeper! I don't have any readable tattoos, but I'm sure I can balance a magazine on my back. Please send him over when you're done with him.