That is an incredibly gross (as in huge) overstatement! Plenty of people use alcohol and do not have bad outcomes.
I fully support people who do not tolerate it making healthy choices for themselves and those around them by avoiding it, but prohibition does not work! And frankly isn’t fair to those who don’t have…

I live in Potland, er, I mean Portland... Truth!

I laughed.

Way to go, dude. Making those changes to your life is hard.

deeply ironic that his biggest movies are the hangovers and playing an alcoholic in a star in born, particularly after the fact. guy just looks like a guy who drinks. good for him.

No one likes a quitter. 

She made a sitcom about local government where the overall message was basically “be nice to people and don’t be an asshole” and that’s the same as representing a whole political ethos, didn’t you realize?

Hilarious. It’s pretty clear that making alcohol illegal isn’t a workable solution.

“Oh, yeah, the guy in the $800 suit is telling you you’re the asshole!” 

“You’ve made a huge mistake.”

Must be a real eye-opener to have Gob Bluth tell you you’re being an asshole.

I don’t know you, but I am proud of you. 

A few friends had a similar conversation with me not too long ago. I went to rehab and everything, and have been sober since. It really is crazy how much your life improves if you just let it. About to hit my 6 months sobriety date, which I know isn’t that long, but for me it’s a lifetime.

The quote ends at “Kids need answers and reassurances.”, so I’m guessing the rest is all Matt, especially since there’s nothing of the sort in the Vanity Fair article.

he wasn’t in game of thrones.

Then why didn’t they get Michael Cera?

“I think the tone of this article is tiresome”

Had Louis kept a low profile for a few years and then made a tentative, apologetic return to comedy, I guarantee all would have been forgiven and he would have become fairly big again.

They won’t let me bring a backpack into the theater. This guy’s trying to sneak in a whole movie.

I would have imagined Netflix falling over themselves to pay several million dollars for exclusive rights to this.