Good to know. Had to make sure that this coffee opinion could be discounted as equally terrible as your cereal opinions.

It’s all Univision’s Deadspin, now.

Would you recommend this coffee as a complement to my morning bowl of Milk and Honey Original Café Mix?

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

Don’t tase me bro, I’m new!

Shit, my last job we got raided by the FTC my first week. I got a fucking taser gun pointed at me because I was sending faxes to clients. “step away from the fax machine sir”

I always feel so bad for this one.

An old dude told me it’s not about money but a sense of purpose. Retirement sucks for a lot of people, but athletes take it especially hard. It’s a shock to the system most of them aren’t prepared to deal with because that’s been the singular thing they’ve worked toward and done their entire lives.

Damn fine technique and show’s the sign of an experienced club abuser. ALWAYS toss/hurl the club towards your target as it saves the extra walking for either the player or caddie. Unless, of course, you want to go full “postal” and toss into a pond/creek/river/lake/ocean, in which case one just whirlybirds it without…

Are u a moron?

Is this is some weird modern allegory? There are two other Subarus next to the one with the bear. Was the dark one too cold, the red one too hot, but the silver one juuuust right?

You are depriving everyone of Torch’s fantastic prose when they covered this story on Jalopnik the other day:

Also, why the fuck aren’t they getting Richie Incognito to speak? He’s even got a foreign-ish last name!

When a man who spent the best years of his life being protected by the Pouncey brothers and “slinging” passes to Aaron Hernandez and Percy Harvin refuses to get roped into your dumpster fire, where exactly do you go from there?

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. I remember this every time I see someone who still has a blackberry.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

“The ‘cool places’ become totally overrun with jabronis because they are so limited.”

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.