Fucking masturbate in the work toilet stalls like a well adjusted person.

I have never understood the appeal for some men of displaying their genitals, whether via dick pics, video calls, public exposure, or as you describe.

There’s no point in even having the last debate. Trump is most likely going to end up fighting with the moderator while Biden just stands there shaking his head. The next morning Trump will proclaim he’s the big winner in the debate and every news station in the world will once again proclaim the debate was a shitshow.

The only laptop that was almost as good, maybe worse...

I’ll help you out, here’s a transcript:

I want Ms. Welker to ask Trump the tough questions like “Stormy Daniels said you have a micro-penis,how would you like to respond? How long have you been a power bottom for Putin? Are you a racist,a white supremacist or a fascist? How has Ivanka’s marriage affect your sexual relationship with her?

If Trump decides to actually do the debate, maybe Welker can walk up to him prior to TV time and whisper in his ear “you are my bitch tonight” and calmly walk away.

That woman in the Boston clip has to be a parody.  Not even Rachel Dratch is that over the top.  Good for her.

I’ve never been more disgusted with my country than I am right now in 2020. Instead of listening to the points made by Black Lives Matter supporters, the law enforcement industrial complex would rather cut them right off. Pathetic. Weak. Makes all cops look like slimy bastards. If they can cut off domestic violence…

Hey, over half of police spouses could go to that shelter!

I’m surprised the police helped domestic abuse shelters in the first place, since at least 40% of them help populate those same shelters.

I wish this were true, but a lot of assholes in this country still feel that victims of domestic violence somehow bring it on themselves, by mouthing off or staying or whatever that week’s incredibly guilty personal choice was. If you’re enough of a dick to think that a woman who got beaten up probably should have…

This is too bad, because police were so indescribably helpful to victims of domestic violence before.

I still don’t understand why the hell a female judge would be an originalist like ACB...The founders never envisioned women participating in ANY part of public life...How the fuck does that line up with your stupid ass views?  I wish someone would point this out during her hearing process just to highlight how that…

The irony is, she’s a fucking law professor. Her entire legal world up until 3 years ago was ACADEMIC.

I think she could say literally ANYTHING and she would not be dropped from consideration.

“Stop denying each individual sperm his chance to procreate as the good Lawd intended!”

How is her refusal to answer basic questions about settled case law not grounds to have her dropped from consideration?

The gall of any judge dismissing something as “academic.” YOU’RE A CANDIDATE TO THE SUPREME COURT. It does not get more wonky than that. Academic discussions should literally be your bread and butter.

Does she not aware male mastrubation is genocide?