His child is 3 years old.

Independent enough to carry a gun on their person, but dependent enough to ask their husband who they should vote for.

Gout is nothing but a pebble in the shoe when the destination is beer.

As a non-surgeon perfectionist, those staples look sloppy.

I am starting to believe that football just may be possibly moronic. I look forward to answering your hate mail.

This is probably going to garner me a ton of death threats, but I need to get this off my chest.

A white dude in a Rasta hat and a fake sport with a Hall of Fame. America, what the fuck are we doing here?

John 3:16 behind the goalposts or bust.

Ice sucks.

“Keep it greasy so it’ll go down easy.”

What sort of psycho calls a time-out in the last two minutes?

161 more.

I became a fan of the Northwoods League. It’s a summer league in the upper Midwest for NCAA players. I already have tickets for seven games this summer and I’ll probably end up seeing about 10. I leave my house at I’m in my seat in 15 minutes.

That is some bury your feet in the sand type of ugly.

Drew has been an animal since he came face-to-face with the reaper.