"They are living, breathing capital letters, walking around with Comic Sans souls and a visible weave."
"They are living, breathing capital letters, walking around with Comic Sans souls and a visible weave."
Back before my face and body submitted to gravity, I spent two years shaking my ass at a relatively 'classy' chain in the south. We had to wear gowns on the floor while cruisin' for customers, and if some of the more *assertive* ladies happened to catch anyone giving extras in the VIP, they would get the shit kicked…