Being 5'10" why do you like wearing heels...I only ask because I've only ever dated shorter women and their answer has always been they like feeling taller. But what's the answer if you're already tall?

Lol, Ethel Merman...wasn't expecting that

Well, looking at census statistics, only 1.2% of the people in Alabama are Asian...and since this is mostly making fun of the Chinese, the Japanese will love it!

Midnight Daddies
Heavy Woman on Vibrating Machine

Isn't entering a lions mouth always bad luck? Cool info though

Totally...then she would have been motivated to run away from that person and break the record!

Thank you SSA representative!

Since 9/99? Mwahahahaha! ... Congrats by the way :)

You didn't have a 'Take a penny, leave an evil, godless penny' tray?

Is Gap a bank now?

Answers to your Questions

*SPOILER*

I always liked Luigi, and Daffy, Donald, Tygra, Larry Fine...2nd bananas are almost always better (like Chicago)

Me "Luigi, why aren't you on the Green Line?"

I hate these assholes that stand in the doorway

THEN DO A SPIN OFF!