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T.I. is very concerned about his daughter’s hymen. He’s so concerned that he recently told a podcast that he goes to the gynecologist every year to have the doctor “check” her hymen.

Look, it sounds like you are speaking with emotion here, and I understand that, we’ve all been there. But think this through. Do you realize what unsavory act #7 would entail?

I think you could actually make money with this SRT4.

Im sorry but what in the actual hell is this article? A sperm? That’s a stretch, by a long shot.

“If everything is a lynching then nothing is a lynching” correlates well with ‘if everyone is a victim then no one is a victim.’ And if no one has been victimized, then did anyone get hurt? No? Then who did something wrong? Not me! Nothing to see here! Move along!

Because the curve of the universe bends toward hilarity, Candace Owens, as a Baroness, is required to curtsy to the Duchess of Sussex.

See, I think he’s freaking out because of this. I haven’t seen any news regarding this book today (release day) and it is INSANE. It’s a comprehensive list of all of the sexual assault allegations against Donald Trump, and there’s more there than what has been published before. He couldn’t sue to stop it, and…

In an America that has become so relentless ridiculous that I sometimes wonder whether I have been sucked into a parallel universe, this story ranks as one of the most ludicrous that I have ever seen. A “zero-tolerance” policy that calls for firing an employee for asking someone not to call them a racial epithet.

A much better outcome would have been some other company offering this guy a better job where he didn’t have to work with the same ignorant people who fired him in the first place.  Also all those ignorant people being fired.

I mean, it’s not like they’re using infrared or night vision technology to seek the cops out. Someone has to see a cop to report where he is. They’re visible. That’s why people can find them. Everyone knows where a police station is and people aren’t storming the gates attacking them.

He’ll work with Jared Kushner as the joint heads of the anti-extremism task force.

Look, I don’t drink, but if a drunk driver has enough self-awareness to not only open Google Maps on their way home, and also somehow process that information and drive in a manner that doesn’t attract the cops, then the person driving is not drunk enough.

I hope he sues the living shit out of this school. The idea that telling someone not to call you a name is a fireable offense if the most idiotic thing I have ever heard and they are not qualified to teach brine shrimp much less children.

Usually reclining fully imposes significantly upon the person behind you. Hopefully the added leg room here helps, but the laptop tray is still often a problem.

If you google Cher this is the top “news” story:

Meghan has to deal with a bigoted press, dumb ass haters AND her daddy’s side of her family.

12 years after finishing college, the average black graduate owes 113 percent of their original student loan debt.

The one debt that bankruptcy won’t erase. Basically monetary herpes  

So I assume that all these white women that have been sentenced to “hard time” will become advocates for women of color who have been given way harsher sentences for similar crimes right? I mean when Felicity Huffman gets out of “the joint” she surely will lend her celebrity to the cause of helping these women in jail…