So wanting to murder every Iranian while starting world war 3 is now considered being on the left? That means that those on the right want to actively end time/space. 

The fact that he went into rally mode yet again should’ve reinforced the fact that he doesn’t give a fuck about them. He centers himself in every conversation, acting like his ass is single-handedly responsible for any gains (however few) there might be for blacks and other minorities.

*womp*

I was really hoping for a transcript.... I’m too delicate for that hardcore stuff.

I remember when this originally aired. I highly recommend watching the whole clip if you can find it. You want to know what the greatest thing about this is? She said she thought people with names after places (Asia, Paris, etc.) were trashy.

In 2009, the UN HDI was assigned to each American state as if it were a sovereign nation.

Here is an image of the Fur-RAPTOR after an 8mph crash into a curb:

On a fundamental level it is as simple as that. But we have some layers over the racist filling now. Layers of a president who weaponizes his followers. Layers of law enforcement that has been infiltrated by white supremacists. Layers of perpetually aggrieved grievance professionals in the media stoking the fires of…

Chappelle certainly thinks that he is hilarious. His constant ‘this cracks me up’ doubled over, runs to the back of the stage was a pitiful thing to watch. 

He just keeps banging the same drum over and over and then getting mad when people don’t find his 2004 persona funny anymore. I legit cringed through roughly half of this stand up and I won’t be back for another.

Jesus Christ do you still not understand that the electoral college is a compromise for slave states and is completely undemocratic at it’s core?

I’ll just head over to Red Bull headquarters in the Harrier jet that Pepsi promised me.

White people’s ability to pivot into victimhood is a literal superpower. I quit my job yesterday after 10 years of being perpetually underpaid, nickle and dimed everytime I bring up salary, 3 years without raise, getting thrown every shit job no one else wants to do and being told I need to be a team player. I go in…

No shit. Everyone is always afraid of things they don’t know/haven’t experienced.

The weird thing is that the people who seem most scared of immigrants are the ones who live the furthest away from the places that immigrants actually live. Like people in rural Missouri worrying about Muslims imposing Sharia law on them or people in Boise worried about all the Mexicans coming over the Arizona-Mexico b…

If only she’d drop out of THE race, if you catch my meaning.

Melania Trump is an awful person.

I’d rather see Angela Merkel just knee him in the balls. 

I know I mostly just make joke comments but sometimes the only thing that comes to mind is JESUS BUTTCHUGGING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REALITY?! I WILL NEVER EVER FUCKING FORGIVE ANY SINGLE PERSON THAT VOTED FOR THIS INSANE ORANGE BAG OF DIARRHEA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

The way conservative Christians conflate war and gun fetishism with their religion really, really creeps me out. No good can come of that.