I have had MOD pizza and it’s not worth the $. It’s not BAD, but it just isn’t worth $7-8 for a tiny bar-snack pizza.
(It’s worth trying, just so you can have tried it. Ask for extra pesto if you’re getting that as a finishing topping thing)

Welp, he’s like a guy trying desperately to have people think he was a Navy Seal or Airborne; he sees himself as the singular movie character hero who won WWII. He probably thinks to himself “If I was in Vietnam, we would have won!”, which is pretty amusing coming from Cadet BoneSpurs. “We wouldn’t have had Pearl…

Making a lot of pizza - rewarding and yummy; easy to make a bunch of sauce & freeze it into containers & get out as needed. I had a lot of flour and yeast on hand anyway. Easy to get average quality mozz at store in quantity.

My my taught me how to do that when I was a kid, I thought it was hilarious. 

Crack pipe city. Maybe if it was a blast to drive, but that car is so ugly that a thousand Breaking Bad series could have the protagonist driving it, and it wouldn’t seem cool at all. Ugh

I thought you might be talking about me! But you have three separate people...
Definitely welding _most often_ involves some sort of angle grinding.

Nice work! (I’ll just ignore the water everywhere part of your story)

Oh was it a bunch of bottles of an IPA?

As corrupt as this article sounds, at least you didn’t put sugar in them.

I haven’t been to the grocery store in a week before today, and yes, it was cleaned out of potatoes. (eyes boggle). There was even a sign “Max 1 bag per person”. Ok..?!

LOL I skimmed your comment and read ‘Xbox’ as ‘Xanax’ at first. That might work, too.

Sort of, now playing:

I was out of town, I went to Whole Foods cuz the hotel said they wouldn’t have breakfast... The store looked like a ‘75% off everything must go, closing location’ sale. The frozen veggies were empty. The frozen meat, however, had at least 25-30% of the case still full. LOL

“no”

Did you ever have that weird powerdery soap in grade school or shop class? IDK where I have seen it last. You’d dampen your hands, then dispense some crusty powder shit, and rub it in to make soap like you think of soap? What was that all about, anyway?

IDK, seems like the military should have it’s own internal affairs that’s more investigative of non... obvious crimes, keep an eye on these kinds of groups and their connections with people serving.

I’m not sure how to reach you, Michael, but I had a satirical mailbag entry for you.

Get dirt, oil, paint, airplane exhaust-goo on the surface, and IDK how would function in real life, as you astutely pointed out. 

Gawd I hate those concrete curb bits. ESPECIALLY THE ONES WITH THE REBAR THAT POKES OUT AN ADDITIONAL INCH. You might be able to back out without riping aero and bumper parts off _of a trapezoid curb thing_ — but not vertical rebar.

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