gonewinchester
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gonewinchester

Hell yeah those democrats are vicious. I put my hand in the cage, and some democrat that was all teeth came and ripped two of my fingers off.
Oh, that was the zoo, and the lions? My bad. It was an upsetting experience and I just figured, Trump talking about vicious democrats, and he musta been talking to me personally

Peel it out of the wall, pour some plastic mold shit on it, and throw it in the river. Thus the sanctity isn’t ‘damaged’, you could go scuba dive your ass down and look at it. Preserved with plastic for all time. As far as the rest of us see it - it got chucked in the river where only hardcore diving-school certified

Puppets - imitation people - have hands up their rear ends, and the actual person with the hand makes the puppets do the things it does.

Somewhat related, somewhat unrelated: If a cop has you pulled over & suggests that he/she might be happier if they could search your car - DON’T! If they didn’t have reason to get a warrant & search your car, then the don’t have a reason. Don’t voluntarily give up your search & seizure rights. Sure, that might ‘make

Heard you on the radio, good show

(melania) “Ze Donahld, I am preofessional model, I know vee can make somethink that looks better than the orange color...”

TBF ‘sugar free’ so something indigestible instead. And not ‘slowly digested’ but ‘rapidly indigested’. Yeek

“He’s a man who is deeply driven by a sense of kindness and compassion,”

Where did you get that stock photo? LOL

I don’t care who you are, if you are burning “ scented candles, I’m giving you a severe side-eye. In fact, I probably will just leave your domiscile. That’s weird.

Said grown nephew, you realize, is yours for perpetuity if you continue to cook good things :p

Whoa! There’s a chix thigh shortage? News to me...

Fox ‘news’ you say?! How can this be?

Hard pass.

and the feds are seeking an order to prevent this type of thing from occurring again in the future.

You said ‘Best new features... Apple Maps redesign’...

Ahem, I have to admit I’ve cut myself more than once with a half frozen bagel.

Jones in the Fast Lane for all the stars :p

I hear ya. I have a radio I just leave on all the time in my garage, and listening to it for a few minutes made me crazy. I never turn the radio off, but I did today... 

Martin would have wanted you to either be white, or smart. Your mother should have picked a better john.