It’s better than the blood trees, I guess.

What do you mean Be Best isn’t a thing? I Be Best all the time I can Be Best. It’s a lot of work. Be Best-ing, I mean.

Somehow your pictures are broken. There’s squares that say something about gawker-labs which doesn’t resolve DNS.

Good luck with whatever’s next. 

Aggh, I can only put up with so much before I start loosing my shit. ‘Race baiting’. fuuck. “Let me give you my credentials” FUUUCK
“You’re the racist” “you hate white people” “I had black friends, and”
SMH. I don’t know how Micheal not only reads all these messages and doesn’t go crazy, let alone pick out the ‘best’…

Well!

Hey, Kanye talks like that, and he ain’t even doing mushrooms! 

Yeah, what happened to Crockett? He just vaporized and disappeared.

Semper Fi or die!

That’s what I’m about. ‘efficiency’ as I call it.

That’s a cool idea. I don’t have a lawyer, so I don’t know how that would work out in my case, but maybe someone would give voice to my wishes.

Paul Mooney / Tom Hanks joke

16,800-seat megachurch

Watch out for angry white dudes with machetes - check.

“obsession with white omen.”

I admit, it is a lot of my faultness. I love the Clapback Mailbag. Sorry/not-sorry for making you wade through the awfulness. I still maintain a group clapback would be dope, though, if you could keep the terrible-anti-terribleness in check. At least lower than the threshold of ‘material bodily threat’.

Pro tip though, if you don’t have milk regularly in session at your house, powdered milk comes through in a pinch for baking. You can even get a ‘whole’ version of it. Mexico drinks pounds and pounds of hydrated Nido. (which has a certain flavor to it... blindfolded ‘milk’ wouldn’t be your first guess, more of a…

Some reason ‘Wasted’ by E-40 seems more appropriate than ‘Choices’, tho they both jam. 

How many squares is Giuliani worth? 

Mix that up with dudes like TI, and you’ve got a real sexual abuse shitshow.