That’s what I’m about. ‘efficiency’ as I call it.

That’s a cool idea. I don’t have a lawyer, so I don’t know how that would work out in my case, but maybe someone would give voice to my wishes.

Paul Mooney / Tom Hanks joke

16,800-seat megachurch

Watch out for angry white dudes with machetes - check.

“obsession with white omen.”

I admit, it is a lot of my faultness. I love the Clapback Mailbag. Sorry/not-sorry for making you wade through the awfulness. I still maintain a group clapback would be dope, though, if you could keep the terrible-anti-terribleness in check. At least lower than the threshold of ‘material bodily threat’.

Pro tip though, if you don’t have milk regularly in session at your house, powdered milk comes through in a pinch for baking. You can even get a ‘whole’ version of it. Mexico drinks pounds and pounds of hydrated Nido. (which has a certain flavor to it... blindfolded ‘milk’ wouldn’t be your first guess, more of a…

Some reason ‘Wasted’ by E-40 seems more appropriate than ‘Choices’, tho they both jam. 

How many squares is Giuliani worth? 

Mix that up with dudes like TI, and you’ve got a real sexual abuse shitshow.

I tuned in for a minute. I fully understand the term ‘shitshow’ now.

I come to you, dressed in blackface, performing a minstrel style show, to inform those of you who didn’t know, that this is unacceptable behaviour. doo-do-da-do (dancing)

Self perpetuating -” White tears?! OMG (cry cry)!”

I think ‘insane’ depends on what standards you use. By “white girl outed for being a racist POS” standards, she’s a @#%ing activist for the unfairly put upon free people of America.

7 Reasons I like list articles (number 3 will shock you!)“

They have natural flavor, and yeast extract, which I believe is code for ‘natural glutimates’.. Beef stock is the worst offender, though, you can find chicken broth/stock without the additives, but beef stock - good luck.

I wonder how many servings are in a box. That sodium (salt). 

video clapback is always bomb

Best accidental cake design, ever. Much laughing. I wonder if the daughter ever saw it. “Mom!! Why are you so mad about my unicorn horn cake!? What happened to it!?”