Finally, you know you want your name on the next rover that goes to Mars:

last first time this happened.

I have this kind of bizarre notion, that a) DJT didn’t expect to become president and b) he’s TRYING to lose the re-election.

Well, in one case at least, my dad, I got it for him to help him adapt to the smart-phone era, and it helps him hold it without accidentally pressing on the screen. you know the refrain “Uh oh, I did something...” “Shit, I pressed something...”.

“Ok, so why did you leave your last teaching job?”

LOL, the best take. Not to get too political, but it sounded a lot like a DJT tweet.

Wasn’t NC the state that did the transgender bathroom ban a few years ago?

Here’s a new idea for the sci-fi, ahh, blerd, in you

In the state (and county) I live, there’s a lot of people that would simply replace ‘pepper spray’ with ‘handgun’, and no one would blink an eye. _(ツ)/¯

The US is an overall exporter of fossil fuels, so while it may get somewhat more expensive, we produce about as much (oil) as we use. It won’t get crazy like it did back in the 70's with the OPEC crisis.

man say more racist, homophobic, ableist things.

I hadn’t thought of that before, but now that you mention the psychopath angle..

Wow, I think you might be right. Flip, twist in midair, spin, flip, twist, spin.. (etc) - my mental gymnastics had me falling off the ...gymnastics thing?.. after the first flip and twist. 

Well, you could figure that back in the day (that which the ‘fight club’ book was written) that all the info was stored in one place; today it’s the ‘cloud’ or independant redundant failover data centers, but it was a great feeling at the time. 

Naw, people (I’m not kidding!) believe that homeless people actually do migrate from worse places (I mean worse as in ‘deadly freezing cold in winter’) to ‘nice’ places (the opposite to deadly cold, obviously), and especially places that offer homeless folks services & food & beds and all that. It’s an excuse to not…

Ahh, yes, lets get into another ‘forever war’. FFS, Iran would be a much harder nut to crack than, say, post-Saddamn Iraq, and that wasn’t any kind of fun. I mean for anyone who cares about soldiers dying/not-dying for nebulous strategic goals.

“I can’t feel my lips! I can’t feel my whole face!?!” 

What you saying? Is not big deal. Smallpox not dangerous, teepical western over.. ahh, reaction.

“Don’t worry, the police are here”

Kraft or other powdered parm is a different animal than actual ‘parm’. Totally different flavor, I’m not sure if I believe in ‘umami’ flavor as of this post, but if anything has it, it’s powdered parm. It’s got its own unique flavor, and if that’s what you want/need, there’s only one thing for it.