Since you didn’t mention it, I’m assuming the burgers-in-sheet pan that you’re describing don’t have the holes that the image at the top has? Stock photo (of WHAT?)?

I feel bad that maybe he’s had a dog at some point & so he has that patting of the side “come here” motion. Poor dog.

I feel like Presidential pardons should be more limited in scope, limited in that you can’t pardon someone you as the President told to commit a crime. It seems incestuous (metaphorically) and a bad thing. Or maybe the President can pardon someone he told to break the law, but in that case they switch places when…

I kind of want to see the test & wonder if I’d pass.. Observational skills - I might notice you have your shoe tied in a non-standard way, but totally be oblivious to what color of shoes they are (“oh, I see you tie your shoes to avoid pressure on the top of your foot - is that working out for you?”). I miss the…

What’s the poison pill, anyway? The whole ‘equality’ thing?

$150,000/year, the first 2 years. $50k/year upkeep. That’s not even a drop in the bucket, that’s a puff of water vapor on a foggy day. Seems eminently reasonable to get rid of rats in this and other cities in general - but essential in housing complexes. Over 90% reduction in 2 years? That’s amazing! Still leaves over…

As a bridge fan (?!) that’s a cool bridge.

Michigan, huhn. Rural Michigan - I don’t have an actual ‘green book’ app on my phone, but I have notes that I can put in. (bonus - they’re sync’ed with the ‘cloud’) (gonna run out of ‘cloud’ storage, I fear)

Oh shit, you can say stupid shit and get people to pay your rent? What the 12#$% have I been doing all this time? Gotta go...

Then again, you gotta realize the (R) only complain about ‘undemocratic’ when it means _democracy_ is actually working, or at least might have a chance to work _democratically_.

Both you an KC are right about the shock factor - but some things are shocking _and_ funny; somethings are shocking _and not_ funny.

I’m not cancelling Chappelle, you know, I’m just turning the channel, because he’s not amusing me. Jokes about trans- people are only funny when the trans folks are laughing too; the jokes about women are only funny when the women are laughing too.

“I’ll jump off a bridge if Joey does it”

Good luck, Dave. I watched the hell out of your shit on Comedy Central, I dug your old shit. IDK where you should go now, what you should do - but I don’t think this is it, man. I hear you bought a farm upstate (wherever), maybe grow some hemp or some shit. Send out more pink faceted gay KKK dudes to film as a skit? Yo…

My excuse is that she’s down at sea level, and I’m high in the mountains. Yeh, that’s it. It’s, uhh, about the oxygen in the air and chemistry. See, it’s science.

or the Diamond and Silk of basic cable.

how about atrashtocratic, not aristocratic? Somewhere, somehow, ‘we’ decided that rich people are somehow special. Especially those that didn’t work for it. ? !% that.

Gross, why would I -ever- in any way for any reason want to ‘stay in touch’ with Sarah? I already blame her for my gouging of my own eyes and part of my brain out with a grapefruit spoon. Stay away from me ya !@$%1 I HAVE THE RESTRAINING ORDER

lawd

But if you’re over the age of 9 and still eat legs, you need to grow up and make better life choices.