All Fox ‘News’ is genuinely disturbing. Even if they had a story about happy puppies and rainbows, they’d somehow bend it into a shape that was more appropriate for a.. (!#%!# edited for non-’we don’t need to go there’) fox audience. Just leave it at rectal disorders, ok?

It’s pretty decent fried chicken, agreed - if you’re going with chain fried chix (no, I don’t know why I call it that, my mom has always used that ‘chix’ short form for chicken on her grocery list since before I could read - works.), it’s not a risky bet. I would feel comfortable getting fried chix at any given…

It’s wine, it tastes like RED wine (see, those wine tasting classes paid off, huh?), pour some more.

This is the part where you start to flood the comments section with the best cheese substitutes known to man—and trust me, I will be grateful to receive them.

I hate those nights. I would hope with your large twitter broadcast you got some people that you can talk to that will help you out; if not, and you’re reading this web page, you can always hit me up. Peace be unto you, friend.

“..windmills which aren’t working too well...”

That perfectly reminded me of a recent study about psychopaths and the richness of information in sentences. A normal person might say “That butterfly is orange. Possibly red.” a psychopath will say something like “You know, I know a lot of people, and some of those people are thinking great things. But not all of…

Why stick with fires and hurricanes? Drought? Nuke it. Fires? Nuke them. Earthquake? Nuke it. Flood? Nuke it. Starvation? Nuke it. Reactor melt down? Make sure it’s done - nuke it. Climate change? Nuke it. Polar ice caps melting? Nuke ‘em. Tripped on the grass at the golf course? Nuke it. NJUKE NUKE DNFUAEW KEFOAKW GA

The heat release is equivalent to a 10-megaton nuclear bomb exploding every 20 minutes.

Ahh, but drinking is not doomed. In fact, it gets easier and earlier every day. :|

DJT is the gaslighting SO you never wanted - I see you’re not going to take (whatever) “ha ha, see, it was a joke”; you’re affected by (whatever) - Well, then (whatever) x 1000. Abusive relationship 101

At least she doesn’t have a dick or some balls to shoot off, that’s a plus, right? If I were female, that’d be a definite plus to randomly shoving a gun in my pants’ waistband.

OOh, you can control the weather, too? I’d like a quarter inch of rain both today and tomorrow! THX! /s

Creative way to get the number out there

The Onion? No... Reality!? WTF

I’ve talked to a number of folks in a, ahem, mental health institutions, and none of those people were as insane and demented as DJT. Not a one. Not the ‘I didn’t know I was doing heroin’ lady, or the ‘voices in head’ guy, the ‘suicidally depressed’ person - they had a foot, maybe both feet - in reality. DJT is out…

I’m not an economic genius by any means, but doesn’t that lead to less money for Social Security and Medicare? Or does the fed gov make up that lack, still putting the same amount in SSI? Seems like a) that’s a bad thing (social security crashes sooner) or b) also a bad thing (increasing the government debt). What am…

Having lived there, Portland is extremely segregated, more so than many other cities you’ll visit. The ‘Pearl District’ went from being the scary area you ran through to get to the less scary places where the hookers and drugs were on display, to this new super gentrified area where condos cost $1 million plus. I can…

Think about it - he claims not to have a ‘racist bone’ in his body, thusly, he must think that other aspect of a person’s character are grown into their bodies, like, say, a bone. Even though he doesn’t have a ‘racist bone’, he must believe that Black people have ‘black bones’ and Jewish people have ‘jewish bones’,…

OK, Christians, anyone who claims to be the second coming of God (and the King of Israel) needs to be dropped, can we agree on that? Can we at least agree that DJT is delusional, and as a side note, if he was the second coming, that’d y’all would have known about it before now?