I gotta say, as embarrassing and painful as it might seem going to the ER for not being able to pee, do it before you hurt your kidneys.

I feel like ‘Trump Gift Basket’ probably means something totally gross on Urban Dictionary. As well it should.

A person after my own heart. 

Platinum can get you toasted before you’re aware of it. It also does bad things to my digestive system. OTOH, it can get you toasted. I add lemon juice to it to make it more palatable. Did I mention it can get you toasted? :p

Aight, you talked me into trying a couple brands.

MRA? ((highlight) ‘search google for’) That’s a joke, right? Probably not. Nevermind. Second thought, it most definitely is a thing, the way ‘things’ are these days. SMH

argued that the white nationalist was not a flight risk because he liked the attention,

You can do that? (clocking out) “Be back with some hair, suckazs!”

I would have thought he’d have done so already, but I think he’s saving it for about 2-3 months before 2020 election. Just late enough that they’ll be outrage over everything right then, it won’t fly ‘under the radar’, but it’ll seem like not that big of a deal to a lot of the country right then; and early enough to…

(Burn/fire emoji)

I feel like there’s some sort of actual thing going on, maybe a coded message in this article... but it’s over my head. If I had a magic code ring I would (would I?) be able to tell you the Little Orphan Annie is telling the troops when D-Day is or something. ? (No idea)

Kind of OT - Would I want a DJT abuse-doll thing? Or would it remind me of DJT’s existence, and thus cause me more stress than it is supposed to relieve? And/or could possibly someone see it in my house, and think I’m a total freak? (These questions have no real answer, just pondering)

That should almost be a museum piece. With a, err, track record, like that. 

Young people don’t know about the Golliwog stereotype/trope?

Pro tip, DJT - if you don’t want people to know you’re high on Adderall all day, stop your tweets at a time when you should be asleep.

“Elijah Cummings I spends all of his ,my time trying to hurt innocent people through ‘Oversight. IM THE PRESIDENT’ He I does NOTHING for his the very poor, very dangerous vulnerable and very badly run district country!”

A jellyfish has the same organ for the mouth and anus, I kid you not. Just sayin’

Or the ‘complexity’ of the thermostat. FFS.

What’s with all these people claiming <mental health issue x> caused them to do (shitty thing)? That’s fucked up, and cheapens the actual <mental health issue x> that other people actually have.

Philosophical question - would DJT even think he knows anything if it weren’t for Fox & Friends?