I believe this is best described as “Alfa Heritage” - all the sensations of owning an Alfa Romeo - good and bad - circa 1980, but at 2018 prices.

Forget the coupe, this is the retro 504 they should build:

As a former Grand Wagoneer owner, I can tell you they are harsh mistresses. But are so cool, and everyone knows it.

When I was a teenager and my parents were looking for a second car, I begged them to buy a one of these! My favourite era of Corolla.

Tells you everything you need to know.

That’ll buff right out.

What price glory? Soon the world will be mine!