“Once a game has cats and dogs pets, you must be able to pet them”.

Ok, it looks like a pimple I had in my face in my teens.

The noise you make when you hit a SUV hood at 120mph when it ran the red lights and you gets tossed into the next street block.

More horsepower than kilograms. (215 kg by Google, 474 lbs.)

If this game has ANY grasp on reality, the amount of fuel you must burn to keep a city flying would bankrupt you, right out of the gate.

So this girl is in trouble, but Pokimane is fine? Because I think Pokemons when I hear Pokimane.

Can I slap Ace Combat controls on the gamepad? You know, thrust, brakes (er, reverse thrust in this case), rudders, where they are supposed to be, and where they have been for TWENTY FIVE YEARS?

That’s why GTA player creation was unique. You chose your parents to determine what would you look like.

No Man's Sky enters the chat.

Two words: pirated games.

I would slap the innards of a PS4 in a PC case with proper cooling. *People are doing that already*.

Ps3 and previous consoles were hacked to hell and back. PS3 final barriers fell just 6 months ago. Not surprised.

Is it wrong to want that Eagle badge in any other car?

Don’t play this game if you have depression. At least lock away your knives, guns, windows, before playing.

The QA and Marketing teams had nothing over their heads this time.

Just like flying by instruments in Flight Simulator - there is nothing to see. The servers slowed to a crawl, your gpu is screaming murder at 1 fps or less to render a fleet... heh, might just as well kill the graphics.

Every beautiful car with a crappy engine is getting redeemed instantly.

Mass? Brakes? The TGV got your back. Just scale it down to a car axle and slap 4 discs on it. If it works on a train weighting 40 tons *per car* at 300km/h, it will work on a 3 ton landbarge doing 160 km/h.

Imagine one of those things ripping donuts and THEN low-riding their way home.

Well, 5th generation still means stealth, something the Gripen isn’t.