Because it burned your olfatory sense off. Probably.

Replacing cabin air in 70 seconds is very generous. I could hold my breath for that time upon hearing the disaster.

There is no excuse to Overwatch chew through so much more bandwidth than GTA Five.

Let them murder each other.

For the lack of gaming chair, mine perches atop the back of my sofa. Precariously. She fell from there a number of times. Because my kid will run into it like a car crash.

No Man’s Sky.

We found the GTA tryhards that were missing, ladies and gentlemen.

Empty city streets?

Because it makes total sense to pay 50 million to the CEO, lay off 800 employees, and the rest, that was not fired, is SKIPPING LUNCH TO PAY RENT.

“You can’t put a Nazi Swastika in a Messerschmit BF109".

“How to ramble on and not say anything”.

In a world of permas-, let’s create the perma-levelers. Diablo 3 has Paragons. Wow needed perma-levelers. The prize for reaching 60 is getting reset to 1, with the rarest mounts that you never got on the main game, fully unlocked on both accounts. Perhaps heirloom gear transmog.

Fuck bob kotick. Fuck activision.

Meanwhile, NO GOLIATH D.VA! Come on, she is COMPLETE in the other game!

Now make a plasti-dip splatoon version of it. Fill the holes with rubbery ink should be equally satisfying.

Once upon a time, tanks were extremely complicated to drive. They had 2 big levers attached to a clutch that ran each to each tank tread (Indiana Jones - The Last Crusade has one example).

I just slapped those terms on amazon, and went straight for the first hit. Just for a napkin math.

It’s cool and all, but... you need everybody that owns the game to do it.

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Imagine a game where the in-game monitors in a cutscene are like this, and the guy is, let’s say, downloading a Nine Inch Nails song. Then BOOM, your game folder was the one in the screen, and the song is there. (NiN is a famous reference for meta stuff like this, all those quake boxes).