I had too much fun watching The Spiffing Brit as he broke the latest Civs in hilarious ways. I might pick it up just to repeat the strategies and reproduce the exploits he used.

I’m double-posting this, but...:

My grandpa had this simple compass, with an even simpler suction cup. He carried it with him, for every single car he ever owned. Because it is a magnetic compass, it never needs calibration, and the seam in the plastic sphere would work as a comparison for leveling. As it relies on bouyancy, it never got stuck either.

I remember you could do some really elaborate, flourished moves with the staff and dual-wielding lightsabers. I think a spinning forward jump with duals and a defensive rotation on the staff connected really nicely, almost like a dance.

This and ‘kinetic sculptures’ racetracks in GTA.

Just the other day I saw some VR or regular FPS game, where they were playing... russian roulette. With SHOTGUNS.

What happens to container ships? The thing spends at least a month in isolation, it will be 100% clean when it travels from China to the Americas...

Do you have all the parts you can’t weld back to life? Light bulbs usually can’t be fixed with welding. Usually.

I blame autocorrect HAHAHA no really, I meant segue. Thanks.

I don’t wash my car since last year’s water shortage. So yeah, calling it corollavirus. And it’s a ‘04 Corolla.

“Melted Barbie dolls used to build the dashboard”.

Hammer. Think outside of The Orange Box and give her a HAMMER.

What if the flush button system was networked? So, dozens of toilets would be randomly flushed by... a router... and the whole thing would not clog.

1. It’s a lot cheaper.

So he grafted a Ford Fusion ass on the Civic.

I feel that people used to holding a VR gun and the motions of reloading would have a clear advantage on this game.

If it was filled with Atari ET cartridges... I’d know the destination would be a landfill.

Don’t forget to get your free Doom 64 copy from Steam, if I read it right.

Don’t worry, people, the shittiest designs under GM’s belt are destined to South America, Brazil.

Finally PC ports won’t be a mangled mess, capped to 720p or 30Hz, these kids have everything on par with “last year” PC specs. Batman, etc... were all a mess on PC due to disgraceful ports from consoles.