I watched this video on mute, with Sonic ring collect noise™ on my head. In stereo as it should.

That huge controller with industrial buttons and two large industrial joysticks look fantastic to me.

Cool? Yes.

Well, there’s the term roadkill in the US... so... whatever gets stuck in that grille becomes automatically some vulture’s breakfast?

That water jet nozzle designed to squirt water over every car’s windshield is called Brucutu in Portuguese.

“What if the airplane flies above Mt. Everest altitude for extended periods of time while I’m locked in an uncompressed cargo hold?”

What if...

These cases are particularly sturdy, heavily padded, with thick locks.

I screamed “beetle” just looking at those steelies, with the axle pins caps thingies showing.

I play GTA. I’m not a 7-days-a-week grinder, but when I want, I can go 4 hours on saturday and 4 on sunday... and make 3 or 4 million bucks in it, which is enough to buy even the most overpriced car/vehicle in the game if I kept it going for 2 weekends.

How exactly would they recycle Uldum after the re-origination story arc in Cataclysm was a question you answered: it will be solo instanced. That’s good and that’s bad.

I saw that thing with a foldable screen and thought:

Well, hot exhaust isn’t a rare commodity in this case... Nothing a trivial spark plug can’t fix either. The real trick is to disperse the fuel with enough pressure to prevent flames going back into “incompatible” parts of the engines... as you can see, the F-111 is a whole yard ahead of the flame front.

There is always the “dump and burn” alternative.

What pisses me off to no end is that it is easy to find a 24" monitor with 1080p, (a 20-year TN LCD panel old AF at that) but if you try to find a TV with 32" for the particularly cramped den to enjoy some quality Playstation 4 at 1080p... no sir’ee. Fuck you.

If you are really hungry, you can roll a pizza and eat it like a giant taco.

So, you could potentially have a car that complies with everything, it just didn’t go through all the red tape. It was hand-built, pretty much like a Lamborghini / Ferrari, but the entire process didn’t have full QA.

So, Sony doesn’t attend one year because they have nothing to show, and they don’t attend the next because the PS5 is so big that they can’t show it properly...

I got an android phone with USB-C, thought “god damn, all my cables are useless now”, but then “what the hell, this thing plugs both ways, in the dark?!?” and celebrated how good it is. I immediately bought one for my car, one for work...

What exactly is so illegal about this car in particular to prevent it being road-legal? No crash-test? The brake-lights are on the movable lid of the trunk?