Too bad Blizzard died, and the festering pus growing inside it called Activision took over, and barely few people noticed.

It was still working after crashing... are you sure it was from Samsung, and not Nokia?

Fuck Versa. We want four-door left-steering Skyline R34's.

I feel that somehow he is fit for taming wild horses.

Nah, I’m still impressed by that video from 2016 where a guy slapped an inline-4 in the front of a kart. 100+HP engine on a 50kg Kart. The power to weight ratio was pretty close to “things that should fly”.

What if they made the EV/0? (Yep, the name is a perfect pun. EV / zero emissions)

Some semi-circle catch-fence hanging over the track is in order on this circuit.

Well, no need to change gaskets this time. That’s improvement, right?

This game is a shitshow. Half of the web is pissed with the monetization, while another overlapping half is laughing their asses off.

Face-Off.

A very liberal application of the term “lack of maintenance” includes rust under the things to consider.

Yep, the only way to kill one is to be hit by a drunk driver or lack of maintenance. I don’t think you can wrap one around a tree, unless it is a very large tree.

Time to reach for that special Rum Bottle inside that Nylon Bag, spill it on a glass over that moldy helmet, and drink it.

Why not bring Wrathion’s grandad at this point. Sure, go ahead.

You are paying to host your own game.

Holeeee sheeeet.

Exactly. Nobody in their right mind would buy 5 identical silver Volts if these were not meant for a business fleet.

Now we need a law against lemon mechanics too...?

Hmm. Nope. Very few people give a damn about historical accuracy.

I’d totally brave that flight if a fully charged playstation or xbox controller was provided, a pair of non-intrusive headphones, and a decent selection of games was available at a screen attached to the seat in front of you.... along with a selection of films.