“Dying a lot”. in World of Warcraft. Ok...

I read Nate’s article, and he is not far off a soldier with PTSD. Just replace football with battlefield and NFL with Army, and presto, instant soldier.

Evangelion was written by so emotionally and socially damaged people that the point is moot.

Did they include meters with each game? Like, how many people inflicted harm on themselves? How many controllers were thrown at screens? How many suicide hotlines were overloaded due gameplay?

That’s one awesome shot.

The first thing we do in Farm Simulator is try to break it after we get bored. I wonder why nobody did that to a real live tractor before.

You are ready to have a Tesla with a cracked battery pack. That’s the most effective way to put one out. Fire departments are using “containers” to achieve that effect, just drive into one, filled with water to your waist line.

Avatar got its record because it re-launched the 3D glasses in theaters, which in turn they tried to make 3D TV’s hop on the wave.

Time to add foldable wings to 737's like they were F-18's meant for crowded Carriers.

Wilson lootboxes? On TrainWreck 76? Nope.

I also keep those shorty 12V jobbies for remote controllers. Most people repurposed them from car alarms to garage doors.

I also keep those shorty 12V jobbies for remote controllers. Most people repurposed them from car alarms to garage…

That’s one way to certainly, positively, never lose your car again, even if you have amnesia, or to lend it to someone and they have advanced Alzheimer.

Hello. I hope you find it amusing.

This seems a perfect name for a big SUV. Skoda came close with their Yeti, but I think the beloved and mysterious formal name of Bigfoot deserves some love. Who wouldn’t want to tell everyone that, yeah, that ‘Squatch out front parked in the flower garden is theirs?

The hardest of hardest-core fans will know if she likes granola, strawberries of a 5-star breakfast, or if that is a trick question because she is not human and doesn’t rely on food at all for sustenance... Because she said so in a leaked audio 5 years before she was famous.

Next one will be called “I’m on a boat”.

How many feet in a mile? 5280.

Tesla Ute.

I’m no aerospace engineer, but they are trying to build an aeroplane that does everything, a jack of all trades, and something has to fail for that to happen, you can’t just throw money at it.

(...) to France to serve as the trophy’s truck.