I might have to turn in my Jalop Card for this, but my answer is none. No car.

West Philadelphia burned and razed?

Looks like the driver of that Compass needs a better sense of

Sadly, the Drift Mode setting on the Edge ST just deploys a nice plaid blanket, from the central console, draping it across your lap, helping you Drift further into bland middle aged comfort.

Doug Jones won.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Inspired by a lengthy conversation he had with my uncle, he told us he wanted to have something to pass down to us, something precious that could help keep together as a family, a reason to remember each other and start new traditions with our own families.

No, no, no. It’s ok for Harbaugh to recruit teens.

Someone has been missing ALL the leg days.

It beats up supercars and burns like ‘em too

The stupid statements just keep coming. Trump is a bottomless pit, a black hole of ignorance.

“I guess Trump doesn’t know...“ could start a near infinite number of sentences.

Your average garage wrench turner couldn’t designer a blender let alone a car. You are so hilariously out of your depth it isn’t even relevant.

There’s a reason it was discontinued after overlap crash testing became mandatory. You can’t sell a family car that tests this badly.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

It defies the laws of physics that every single thing in the store is at the complete opposite end of the store from every other thing in the store.

Still the only thing on TV that makes me lose my shit no matter how often I see it: