Yeah, regardless of how you feel about Zex, it seems like you’d be squarely in the lucky camp if you received one of these.

He wrote a book about obsessive fandoms in general that included Phish along with ICP, but I kind of thought it was an outsider’s perspective.

None of what he says is all that crazy at the root of it. Who we think we are is a sort of illusion; not in the sense that it isn’t real, but in the sense that it’s something that’s masking reality in a way. But the way he delivers the message really bugs me. Zen masters talk about the “stink of enlightenment,” and…

As a kid, I feel like I hardly ever saw the full intro, actually, simply because I saw it in syndication (in the Detroit area) for an hour a day on the weekdays. It always went from Bart at the chalkboard to Homer nearly running him over to the couch gag. Actually seeing it on Sunday night was always cool because…

The second season of this show was when I bailed on actually watching it, but the reviews for it were also some of the best times in the AV Club comments section, if only for the mossy bank jokes.

Yeah, this whole thing is fucking ridiculous. Everything about it feels like Gawker. And now I’m going to contribute more—on the most recent episode of the Dumb People Town podcast, one of the stories they cited was about a dude caught masturbating and then shitting on a chair or something, and Tig specifically…

I was never that into them, I guess, but I purged Lostprophets from my mp3 collection a few years ago and felt nothing but better for having done it. Their lead singer had done the same thing R. Kelly seems to be doing and on top of that included the women's children in it. I just remember a text that he sent one of…

I seriously don't get how this mildly pedantic point makes him an asshole.

I'm surprised you're the only person to notice that he likely meant "sew," which is the creepiest thing he said in my opinion. Unfortunately, it's not the first time I've heard a man threaten a woman with that in anger.

We're not entitled to it, but we will pirate if we have to. I've never had a cable subscription aside from childhood/adolescence, but honestly, my biggest pirating years were the ones where I had access to my parents cable subscription. Why wouldn't I? We've had digital files for 20 years now without DRM bullshit…

Considering the subject, there are critically low levels of snark in this newswire.

But look at those cubby cheeks!

Complete with "K-9" instead of canine, to save characters apparently.

I totally agree, but I do find that this show has challenged my antipathy toward wrestling more than anything since Ron Funches.

I swear that the first time I heard of this dude was the EpiPen thing. Is this another Berenstain/Berenstein Bears thing?

Some credit should go to Arnold Lanni, too.

I looked them up, and I totally had them reversed in my head. I thought Trey Parker had glasses like Peter Parker, and Matt Stone was blonde like a.. stone.

Yeah, it's just there with like.. no comment. I guess that's our job.

I can't put my finger on what is going on with the acting in this show. It doesn't affect my enjoyment of the show at all, but there's something noticeably off about it. It's not even the parents for me. Whatever troubles they have with acting are made up for by being genuinely delightful.

That was Crash Test Dummies.