@redheadedstepchild: See said joke about importing boyfriend from outside of NYC.
@Macloserboy: They're not close, it's just that the perceived ideal male tends to be somewhere in the middle that contains traits that "Nice guys" use to define you as an asshole, and that "Assholes" use to insult you as a "Nice guy"
@expatriatedjerseyan: It was a response to #3 of Moe's sister's dissertation.
@KittenFluff: Sometimes I think the romance/romantic comedy movies that feature a man doing something monumentally stupid, and then the woman coming back to him magically a while later because he's finally "ready" for something is misleading to men.
@Jan74: Pretty much. Men (well, most men anyway) are not going to go through the difficult process of improving themselves and changing their behaviors (Not the woman changing the man mind you.), is if women hold them to a higher standard.
@expatriatedjerseyan: How do the song lyrics go?
@Jan74: No, that's not playing hard to get, that's called expecting the guy to show a little class. As a male seeing that happen pisses me off to no end.
@Macloserboy: Nah, it's just hard to walk the line between asshole and nice guy. You end up with perceived traits of both, and both sides attempt to bring you down.
It is unfortunate that so many people confuse Asshole with Self Confident. They sort of look the same, except for that part where an Asshole is constantly bringing others down to their level of misery. Especially people those they're in a relationship with.
@bananaballs: Just use basic HTML.
@BAngieB: No, haven't you read up on your history? Suri is here to bring balance to the farce.
@angelicola: I don't quite get that to be honest. Many, many children have ridden bikes for years without death or serious injury related to falling off one's transportation.
Quick! Somebody stop her! She stole Tom Cruise's speshul helmut and the aliens are going to escape!
Oh good ol' Tom. Just don't anger him or hill call his alien thugs in from the second star to the left and straight on til' morning to ensure you have mismatched eating utensils.
@PICKLES IN MY TUNA: Excuse me?
@hortense: South Park reference. It features Wynona lying on her back on stage, and using a paddle to smack people in the head with pingpong balls. Only, the camera angle is suggestive of something else.
@saltie: The term is accused, and presumed innocent until proven that he's a fucktard that needs to eat through a straw for the rest of his life.
At what point does she lie on her back and start shooting pingpong balls at people's heads? Does Jamba Juice have some sort of vitamin add-in that enhances this ability?
@BeachLover420 Achoooooo: Who can resist a cute and tasty snack? Plus, you're also discussing a breed of dog that was bred to exhibit aggressive tendencies for a good while. It will take a while to undo that.