So, is this what that gal from Clueless was wearing the other day on the magazine cover? Undergarments designed to lift and separate?

It's a jump rope for people without rhythm?

@distractedbyshinyobjects: That's because they want sheep, not people who think for themselves.

@LauraNOLA: I can understand the sentiment, but that's probably not a good mindset to have.

@girlscoutcookie: In my experience, a complete raid on a grocery store for survival supplies is an amazingly accurate indicator of when to get the hell out of dodge.

@LauraNOLA: You kind of want to laugh at people who think this way, but it comes down to what you get used to.

When I was a child I moved into a neighborhood which had an older couple in it. They had 5 children of their own that had all moved out or were graduating from college. They ended up being like grandparents to me, and I'm really grateful to have known them.

@Jule: Obviously you're welcome to that opinion, and I can certainly see your point of view. However, I was parodying a song, not making a statement about germans.

Of course people listened more to the old lady down the street!

@Jule: Yes, please adjust your sarcasm meter.

@heartandanchor: *blink*

Rollin' through Warsaw Ghetto, smokin' hebrew, sippin' on jager and juice.

@augie1: Oh it already been broughten!

Don't Hizzle the Gizzle mah nizzles. Fo shizzle gimme a rizzle dizzle on diz phizzle!

@J.D.Regent: Perhaps she wrote her notes while the guy was pounding her from behind ala Mallrats?

How does she keep upright? That hair looks like it wants to knock her over the next time she hits a bump on the sidewalk.

@bitterapple: Perhaps she's studying for her next role as a private detective...

40?

Awwww the Pretty Woman got Pelican Briefed by Erin Brockovich!

So, she's not sure why people freaked out, and why the university would try to distance itself from her?