@rocknrollunicorn: I prefer to use the term "Food baby"... I feed it, it is happy, I pet it.

And, am I supposed to be able to shove that picture right into the middle of the thread? *blink*

@westvillagegirl: That's because cats are evil!

Nope, just lagged. Carry on!

*blink* Did mah comment get eated like teh cookie?

Natalie Portman is dating the Hebrew Hammer?

Is there going to be like a Buddy Jesus Bong on screen or something?

@petuniacat: Let me guess, they wouldn't let you strangle the abuser? Terribly sorry to hear about that. Hope you can find some relaxation this weekend.

@badmutha: Badmutha! Not in front of the kids!

@badmutha: I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick skinned. And it hurt, that my friends always stood down wind.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Sounds like you need...

Lemurs? I hate lemurs! They're always stealing my shiny things!

Oh wait, that's a Lemur! Dammit!

Timon: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?!

I love when comments disappear.

What if her performance piece is about lying about lying about her work of creative fiction, so that people relax and let down their moral outrage only for her to jump out and yell Sooprize Buttsecks! and project her shit onto the walls?

@Political Party Girl: I thought Fear Factor had been renamed to Flava of Love

@rocknrollunicorn: Cats and dogs living together! It's the end of the world!

@NerD!!!: Moar Lensflare!

@rocknrollunicorn: Flag handling etiquette states that you shouldn't let it touch the ground. So, you'd have to hold her upright and punch through the flag while it was held at sufficient height in front of her.