What is with the giant crayons behind her?

@petuniacat: But are they those little tiny girl squeak sneezes? You know, the kind where you keep waiting for the back of the person's head to explode from the rest of the pressure built up?

@redheadedstepchild: OK, next question. How do you not get kicked out of Olive Garden while attempting this?

@funnyface: No, mutual grooming is definitely hot. I'm just saying for that groggy just woke up sex kind of moment. By the time you've showered, etc, you're not so groggy anymore.

@Macloserboy: I find sneezing incredibly painful though. As in, I'll end up doubled over in pain afterwards.

@tscheese: What if there is like, say, premature pepperation? Is it a foul if the the guy chokes on his mint after the sneeze?

As far as mints go, the only thing I can think of in regards to that is keeping them next to the bed (both sides) so that the two of you don't have nasty morning breath when one wants to wake the other up with a little sumpin sumpin in the middle of the night/early morning.

Grind pepper on his nose? Are you going to pay the guy at Olive Garden w/ the giant grinder to stand at the ready? How do you tip for that?

@TeenageGangDeb: Are you saying that women are incapable of of insulting women, or support abusing one's spouse?

@Philthyist wants a break from life: But which layer will there be cake at, and then at the next layer do you find out that the cake is a lie?

@TeenageGangDeb: I wasn't referring to social awkwardness. Merely that some people are possibly incapable of working with people when an IQ difference reaches a certain level.

Do they have women in France that have a BMI of at least 18?

@TeenageGangDeb: Actually, this post is about whether or not the two are linked, and if you'd read the response from the person they asked, they cited several examples of genius types who were most likely not abusive or narcissistic.

@SkipToMyLou: I'm sure the man permitted her to eat a salad, or at leas part of a salad, at some point.

@theNChills: You mean like the fact that many women have been romanticizing and building up their expectations of being a pretty princess on their wedding day since they day they were born? No, why would they be obsessed about what they've been raised to expect as their day in the sunshine where all will worship her?

Right, and who here hasn't been to a wedding in which someone makes a disparaging remark about how the bride looks? "Great dress, but she has no tits." Stands out as a classic from my aunt about her daughter-in-law.

@TeenageGangDeb: Uhm, right. I don't think I said anywhere that there were not asshole geniuses. I merely put forth that some things that people consider to be asshole behavior may simply stem from an inability to relate to others.

@OSallyTheAlleyCat: Dammit! You ruined my life!

Btw, I have this rock that prevents tiger attacks. I've been carrying it about every day for almost 8 years now and have yet to be attacked by a tiger.

Maybe smart people just naturally hate stupid people?