“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

“What are thoooooose?”

As a Newcastle fan, I call shenanigans. Even with an entire millennium to work with, there’s no way we’re ever winning anything again.

For me, anything that limits shootouts is good and leads to more “real” hockey. I can’t wait to watch Kane, Toews, and Keith scare the shit out of other teams.