Used car that’s already gone top speed racing? CP, never buy someone else’s project.

The fancy keychain might be $554,000, but my keychain has keys on it that I have no idea what they open anymore, so they might open something worth MORE THAN $554,000! Or they might open a house I lived in 12 years ago. But you don't know that! The risk is yours to take for only $600,000!

Too bad you’re an idiot. That’s not how that works.

“This is all particularly exciting for me, as this year I purchased a Nissan Leaf motor to swap into the front end of my Boxster to create an AWD over-the-road hybrid.”

Counterpoint: 110 miles is about what most electric cars should have. 110 is usually enough, and when it’s not 300 probably won’t be either.

While many people were not enthused that an electric crossover had any attachment to the Mustang name at all, the Mach 1 name seemed to be too much.

Yeah, not bad; and it visually flows down into the rocker panel, too.

I’ve had the theory that the “hockey stick” shape lends itself to allowing extra support in two directions for the “bumper”, making it slightly more difficult in minor collisions to pop off of the body, and lending additional support to prevent the warping of the cover where it mates with the sheet metal.

The ex-gawker sites are pretty much the only places where reading the comments is not just suggested, but pretty much required. Thank you for fostering that community, and thank (the royal) you all for writing what other places couldn’t and wouldn’t.

For less than a million I can have a McLaren and a GTR Alpha 16.

Retouched or not that’s a lot of scratch for a car that debuted for under $70k, over a decade ago...

You have heard about the new divorced Barbie haven’t you? She comes complete with all of Ken's stuff.

🤣

He went there...

Heh, had to go back and look at the interior again. Kinda looks like an inside-out vagina, come to think of it.

Wow. That’s not pink, it’s Pank. And I don’t know why, but it works. My daughter loves it, and I’m pretty secure in myself. I'd lose the rhinestones, but leave the rest and cruise it. I could introduce myself as Ken and say it was the only thing Barbie didn't keep in the divorce. 

Should go well with my pink motorcycle.

My Math professor in College was color-blind. At the time, his hippy daughter was there too (economics degree?), nice hippy chic, I liked her... anyway her mom passed away when she was in middle school and she always wanted her dad to date, but he was very private (even with her) and never told her that he was so…

My wife informed me that my favorite shirt is white with pink stripes.

You really need to channel your inner Doug Demuro on this one.

Seriously...you’re a Jalop. You’re a new media journalist which includes social media. And that car will change your life for the better in every imaginable way.