How the hell is every month “Truck Month”? 

I definitely was and had bought a few new (and several used) cars at this point. It’s far from my area of expertise, but I believe there was a marked difference in advertising and sales experience. Instead of the ad hominem attack on Mack, what would you say changed or didn’t change?

Heartbreaking.  Shouldn’t these schools write clauses into the contract that specify the smaller schools aren’t allowed to win?

More universities need to have ominous sounding names, "The Spire," "The Catacombs," "Arby's," etc.

Alabama just saw this quote and realized they need to schedule Liberty next year.

war turkey

That was my mistake.

I’m a little shook that commercial is from 2012. Nate could legit be in college now. This could be him:

I wonder when the Panthers will start that Nate kid. He’s been warming up for a long time.

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

Well, that’s the great part about marrying your cousin.  Even after you get divorced, you’re still family.  

Uhhh...

When you phrase it like that it sounds lame, but if you re-word it.
“Let’s punish poor and regular people with tighter regulations because they can’t afford high dollar sports cars” 

I mean I’d assume the teeth are on Rudy’s nightstand not the Mrs.

Well, technically you can express any number in scientific notation. I don’t have $100 in my bank account, I have $1x10^2 in the bank. Seems richer that way.

I don’t think making Ferrari, a nearly $38 billion company, comply with general emissions requirements is an injustice, much less one that needs fixing.

not “a hero of 9/11” or “a guy who happened to be in office on 9/11” but *the* hero of 9/11. i’m actually kind of impressed that even in the midst of an acrimonious divorce from this guy she is spouting his own propaganda for him!

Regulations should generally be applied across the board. Ferrari is a $38 billion company. They can afford to lose some profit or charge a little more to make their cars compliant. 

42.8% better actually.

comes with the warning that it can be “temperamental.”