KEEP CALM AND

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nurse!

I wish my parents pretended dinosaur toys were real. The only pretend time I got was with Jesus and he was a prick.

A fucking FRAM OIL FILTER?!? Drifting on dirt and in garages and generally being a hooligan I can see, but putting an orange can of death on that car is just unconscionable.

I am bemused by how much you love Utah's malls! It's like you're, I dunno, the architect of these modern malls, or maybe you were born in one, or got married in one, or you are just the president of/#1 fan in the Malls o' Utah Fan Club. Your defensiveness of malls is hilarious, as is your anger at anyone who dares…

Technically, that's not a real push-up.

America, Fuck Yeah.

It never gets old

Best fans in the world

I feel ya, but a person who says they have AOL instead of saying they have dial-up is only dumb if they have dial-up but not AOL. Like Juno or something.

Need For Seed

Right, now that you've mastered the 38 point turn, let's look at the way to get out of this tricky parking spot

I'm still always shocked that at something like this someone's first instinct is to pull out their phone and record it instead of helping.

"Running over bike riders is in no way justifiable" - I respectfully disagree.

I would have to say new Hampshire and Vermont. Snowy mountain roads and dirt roads everywhere

New Hampshire

I'm impressed that you devoted a new post to this. Good on you, Orlove. Faith: restored.

For the price of this game, you could have bought 3 V6 Vapid Dominators.

Yes, because the average person buying one of these is going to start modifying it to put out more power.

You're so full of shit... Absolutely NONE of the "issues" you've mentioned are even remotely true. I know it's fun and cool to criticize T-Mobile like the rest of the cool kids with more money than sense, but you are just flat wrong. I'll agree with the OP that T-Mobile is basically limited to metro areas, but a…