Honestly I just surf Jalop all day looking for opportunities for Max Mosley jokes.

Lifetime ban or indefinite ban?

I'll be in NH for two weeks later this month. Who wants to set the record for lapping Lake Winnipesaukee with me???!

Couldn't help myself.

0:46 to 0:47 is the best second you will spend all day.

I know which one I would rather have.

Stretched S2000 as the next-gen NSX mule.

Prowler test mules were known as "Pranglers" as they wore a Wrangler back half. Anything is better than an actual Prowler, right?

Easy, the XJ220 power train test mule that was built from a Ford Transit.

The McLaren P1, because circuits camouflage.

Could he be the first rich person to go to prison in three hundred years?

Like all things. It's not the object that I dislike but rather the people who enjoy such frivolities. Like horny fat girls that love sparkly vampires or skinny dudes that love their anime full body pillow, these people creep me the fuck out.

Yeah, I suppose. Except it's one of the first comments on YouTube...

And the car I want is....

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

I'M MISSING THE JALOPNIK FILM FESTIVAL.

Sorry this has nothing to do with the article, I just wanted to share this.

for those who prefer that pesky video format

you have an expansive definition of close enough.