SSC Aero. On top of being super expensive, it's one of the widest cars made. I don't know how easy it would be to open those doors either.

Because I really wouldn't have a choice...

In that case, I think I found your dog.

Poor circulation causes nerve damage cause loss of feelings causes injuries which lead to infection.

Yeah, but for an analogy to work, it has to make sense. Yours doesn't. People wouldn't be cutting themselves open because it's convenient and it'll hurry up their day. People would be chugging down coffee if they couldn't feel their mouth.

I bet all he needs is a new wheel bearing.

Oops didn't mean to post that to you, internet hero. I accidently posted that one sentence and I was workign on the rest until you butted in. You don't think he can stand up for himself?

Nope. Still not a good analogy.

Ummm.... Bandages don't numb pain. Horrible analogy.

When you drive the 599XX, do you need a Ferrari employee to come to your house and watch you play?

This is the only thing that my wife could buy me to make me agree to another kid.

So... just drive down the beach and that's it? That's not off-roading. People do that in their Corollas.

Perfectly executed! 10/10

CNN says Felix Baumgartner "flew higher than anyone ever in a helium hot air balloon."

This guy had the right idea...

I love me some Amber Fire Pearl.

I don't know if everyone agrees with you. This was suggested several times on the worst colors QOTD. I was surprised.

Someone is mad that they couldn't get the GT-R Official Record trophy on GT5.

He did say he had a 9 year old son... maybe he hasn't done laundry and needed to borrow a shirt?

8:30 MDT now? Wasn't it EST before?