Is he handicapped? If he isn't he has just put himself into the category of douche-bags that park in handicapped spaces because they think their car is more important than disabled people.

It would have been funnier to say 'a middle finger into the throat of convention.'

Uh... I found one... It's about a foot away from me. I'm at home. Call me, bro.

Are you kidding me? I'd give up my cell phone for anything that runs and drives, maybe even for something that doesn't. I hate cell phones.

If only there were some sort of phone that was connected to the grid. Like some sort of wired phone. With a series of tubes, or wires, or something.

I made one for my dog as a joke and then all my family started doing the same thing, and their friends too. Sometimes I hate myself because I think that I started the whole pet facebook thing, but I'm sure there were those before me.

I have three traffic circles in my small New Hampshire town. Soooo.... I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Did he say 'Eeediot?'

It's a Jaaaaaaaaaaag.

There is one other way to see through the smoke...

It's on Netflix too! I force my kids to watch it. hah!

I'm guessing they weren't thinking when they got their 2 year old boy's ears pierced either.

1.)1960 Buick Electra 225 Convertible - My grandfather had this car, in pristine condition, and would take me to car shows all the time(and quite often win awards.) My grandmother ended up selling it a few years after he died about 12 years ago. It had sat in the backyard for those few years with only a car cover for…

I did a Ford 8.8 swap on my 2000 Wrangler. Yay rear disc brakes!

In his defense, if someone tried to jack my hot rod, I would probably try to shoot those pricks too.

And the fact that she made a morning routine of doing this?! AGHHH!!

Are you KIDDING ME?

Man. Magnets blow my mind.

And if they do... they're getting the sharp end.

There are honorable, disciplined Marines and there are the jackass, shitbag 'Marines' who always think they have something to prove... Guess where this guy fits?!?! I'm sure he's trying to playing the oh-so-sad military stress card. What a prick.