cherokee for a legacy... sorry no ford here.

my fan is acting up and it's getting really annoying... if i can't fix it i'll probably buy a slim instead of paying a thousand dollars for a new 60 gig.

I would buy it for $4500. If he cleaned it. And included that massive pile of tires. And took off that silly wing. And...

The CARS program is like a car halocaust...

I need super sprint and contra necklaces please.

Better make sure all the lime shipments get police escorts.

He needs to get locked up.

@mytdawg: "It was like driving into a white sheet of paper"

It looks like they cut around 7/16th off to me.

@brianesser76: I raced a dog in my Civic and won.

@Exhorresco: Make somebody special like it.

Oh snap... I just bought Fallout 3 for the PC because I thought PS3 was never going to get the DLC. At least I can still have fun with all the mods.

The Nissan Cube needs a makeover with an atomic bomb.

145 mph over? My cars don't even go 145. I feel inadequate.

I want to see somebody bust up the grill with their head. I mean, the guy's grill.

That's how my face looked when I saw a platypus for the first time.

You had to ask didn't you? I feel so embarrassed.

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@Polzin: Your Friendly Neighborhood Bagel Farmer: Probably when the consumers get tried of shelling out cash for bullshit plastic controllers.