@LllusionX:Proud Commander of the Sony Attack Force Helghan!: I don't think this could teach how to skate... I can't say for sure til' I try one but if you're doing anything close to real skating, that thing better be durable as hell and it should probably come with knee pads, elbow pads, and a helmet.

@bobtheduck: I have done all of that except for the ostrich. I couldn't find any animals with fire potions or money. And the blocks that I stacked wouldn't disappear for some reason.

The newest advance in alternate energy... Living, breathing, carnivorous Buicks. No gas needed, it gets it's energy from food just like me and you.

@Flathead Smith: Never try to take food out of a Buick's mouth. It will kill you.

@d4rlp3nc1l: Get down tonight, the flaming gastroenteritis.

@SuperSonik: Actually, they started calling it H1N1 to stop scaring people. No one was buying pork because they thought you could get "swine flu" from eating it, causing the pork industry to take a huge hit... A good thing for those of us who knew it didn't infect us! Killer pork deals! They did that with the bird flu…

@Rixon: Mmm... Better than candy.

@BMWCARL: A guy with BMW in his name making fun of white trash? Typical...

@petersterncan: You just have to be quick!

@Inzoum: Yeah... But the people who know it's not from eating pork get awesome prices. Just bought a few pounds of tenderloin the other day! Super cheap!

@beril: I hear the record is 16 floors per second.

@SmilingPolitely: Yes you do.

@duckmouth: You know... That could spread swine flu. You should go wash your hands.

@Analyst: So does Fox News and CNN.

asshole. = asshole? :)

@Analyst: Why the hell are you such an asshole. It's not my fault the internet lies to me.

@Mobius_1: I cried.

@.357: Ahh, Chinese cars make me feel so safe.

@nosirrahg: Eh? Nah.