Getting a no-hitter is like winning the gold medal in the 100 meters. Getting a combined no-hitter is like winning the gold medal in the 4 x 100 relay. Congrats to the Dodgers for accomplishing it last night.

You don’t understand the depth and brilliance of their approach. They’re sacrificing the short-term gains of winning any games in this series, so they can win the next series.

These are shocking revelations. There are several smaller New York teams than the Bills?

I misread the headline as “mischievous dog”.

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

nobody will be able to point to a career highlight reel or single, unforgettable play when describing his greatness

Wiseau serious?

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

“You owe it to your fans” can go a lot of ways

Next victim’s father...

just piling on to your point.

see also: 3/4 of the entire main cast of HBO’s Girls.

Aaaaaand we’re done here for the day.

Consent?