He’s been getting plenty of reps in at Chuck E. Cheese.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

What is this?

Viewers are advised that what they are viewing is a spectacle and is not real and that the train will not, in fact, come out of the movie screen and run over them.

Well, that makes him the first.

The consequences in this case are very light

Yeah! The McCourty’s have repped well as alumni. If Eric Foster or Brian Leonard ever get outed as bad people I will curl up into a ball and cry.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

If it makes you feel any better, all of the highlights from the best years in Rutgers football history prominently feature Ray Rice. This one video is all I have left.

My sister-in-law is dating a really great guy from northern Jersey whose family has Rutgers season tickets. When I met him for the first time last year, I said “I’m sorry Jon, but I really hate Rutgers football.” He laughs and goes “Why?! Who could possibly hate Rutgers? They’re so bad!” “Well, I’m from Louisville...”…

Because of what Rutgers did to Louisville in 2006 in Piscataway, I will always and forever wish all the bad things in life on the Scarlet Knights. So far it’s working...

Louisville, eh? I’m partial to this one.

I may get some shit for this opinion...but I think Eli was very underrated as an SNL host.

I’m just glad we’re living in a society where standards are changing and that sort of behaviour is no longer acceptable. I suppose I can just hope that current standards hold and my kids grow up in a world where no basketball players spend four years at Kentucky.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Every blade of that grass stands for the anthem though.

It’s just like Ray to try and make a suit disappear.

As a Jets fan this whole season has been like watching your clean-cut, straight A older brother that you’re always being compared to slide into an ugly heroin addiction. And kind of being ok with it.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.